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2005-12-31 - 'Politics Takes a Holiday!'
New Year's Eve 2005 Edition Radio Special |
76 Bad Loans
Fun, Fun, Fun, 'Til Teddy Puts His T-Shirt Away
'Atsa Lawyer
Slipped Disco (Keep Him Alive)
Sixteen Games
Wolf Blitzer, Scud Stud
Millie the Poocher
Resume Mucho
I Feel Petty
Won't You Stay Home, Israelis?
Roll Out the Daryl
You Don't Bring Me Floriculturally Diverse Polyfragrant Soilistically Challenged Multipetaled Victims of Pesticidal Food Chain Chauvinism
Jeremullah Was a Bullfrog (Oil on the World)
76 Bad Loans
Lookin' for Scuds in All the Wrong Places
Sushi and the M.C.A.
George's Kind and Gentle Land
Don't Know Much About Strategy
Tut Wiler, Tut Wiler
In the Nude
Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round My Oldsmobile
Embattled Him of the Republicans
Three Eggs and Ham
Lirty Dies: Scicious Vandals |
A Whole Newt World
Supercallousmeanandnastyrightwinglegislation
A Whole Newt World
The Fondler
Bye, Bye, Big Bird
How the Ging-Grinch Stole Congress
Arrivederci, Cuomo
Chung Girl
Don't Stop Talkin' Until Tomorrow
Sure He's Heavy, He's My Brother
Hang Down Your Head, Tom Foley
Ding Dong Things
Cane Drops Keep Fallin' on My End
Tax Your Children Well
Rolling Kidney Stones
Political Diseases: Gonnareelectum
Wonderbra
This is the House O.J. Built
Kato-tonic
Whatever Rosa Wants
Let Me Go, F. Lee Bailey
Love at First Byte
Lirty Dies: Jaula Pones, Dady Li, Octor Delders |
All I Want for Christmas is a Tax Increase
It's Time for Killing Barney
Dumber Boy
Let Perot
We Need a Little Chrotophe
Check My Calls from Wood of Holly
All We Got for Christmas is a Tax Increase
O Fax Machine (O This P.C.)
Doctor Bills
It's Beginning to Look Like Warren Christopher
Gun Nuts Boasting They Can Open Fire
Why's Madonna Kissing Santa Claus?
Don't Ask, Don't Tell
The Twelve Days of Clinton
Jingo All the Way
Santo Claus's Budget is Down
Her Come Democrats
Do You Feel What I Feel?
Puh-Leeze, Navy Dad
Ozone has a Hole on High
Golly, Stephanopoulos
Mommy's Spoiled-Child
George is Home this Christmas
Clinton Blunderland
Over the River, They Cut the Woods
Now CBS has Letterman
Rosty, the Chairman
Whose Child was this?
Here We go A-Lobbying
Good Thing Princess Di
Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
O Little Rock of Arkansas
Can't Wish You a Merry Christmas |
Between Iraq and a Hard Place
God Bless My SUV
Hans Blix and the Inspectors
401K
Korea
Clinton Thinks the French Have a Lot of Gaul
Talk 'bout Saddam
I've Grown a Culture in This Place
Hang Down Your Head, Tom Daschle
You Don't Bring Me Flowers
You Can't Fly with Giant Thighs
Sound of Moose-Sick
Toricelli
Agent 2004
It's Not Easy Being White
Bibbity Bobbity Spew
Condoleezza
Kleptomaniac
Danger's in the Bite
This Fish is Made for Walkin'
Heard It on the Nightline
The Law Firm of Zacharias Moussaui
Speaker of the House
Lirty Dies: Sadman Maddam & Yubbie-Doo, Prad Beasts, and Lenator Sott |
Danny's First Noel
Congressional Pay Raise
I Saw Mommy Kissing Gorbachev
Christmas at Smith Barney
Valdez Knock a Rock
Danny and the Reindeer
Jingo all the Way
Democrats on Holiday
Here We Go A-Lobbying
Oh, Spending Spree
Grandma's up the River
Rocketing Each Other's Hinterland
Up in the Congress, Oh, Oh!
George's Kind and Gentle Land
'Twas the Night Before Recess
Mommy's Spoiled Child
Here Come Democrats!
We Need a Little Isthmus
Quayle, Quayle
Silver Foot
Oil in the World
Ozone has a Hole on High
Ronald the Red-Faced Reagan
Some Nuts Roasting Flags on Open Fires
All I Want for Christmas is a Takth Increath
Away from the Mergers
O Come, O Come on Manuel (Noriega)
George Goes Home for Christmas
The Twelve Days of Business
Do You Fear What I Fear?
We Three Men Ex-Presidents Are
Arreste Nudilis
Can't Wish You a Merry Christmas |
First Lady and the Tramp
On the Dole Again (with Viagra)
Why Must I Be the Millennium Bug
It's a Wrong Waste of Tiparillos
Call 1-900-JESSEHELMS
Our Love is Here to Stain
Really Scary Spice Girls
Birds Do It (but technically, it isn't sex)
You Say Is Is-Is, and I Say is Isn't
That's an Impeachment
It Takes a Village (to Satisfy Bill Clinton)
You Gotta Have Parts
Out Like Flynt
Superjealousfragilemisswithsexualneurosis
Over the Bimbos
State of Incarceration
Pakistani Bang-Bang
Jesse the Body vs. Saddam I Am
Little Bomber Boy
Home of Deranged
It's Time for Tinky Winky
Like a Suburban Drone
The Boy from Salt Lake City
Lirty Dies: The P.O.G., Wick Slillie, Locter Daura |
Fools on the Hill
Fools on the Hill
Yuppie Love
Ground Control to Jedi Brown
Superfranticunproductivenothinglegislation
When They're Fishing on the Star
Pander Bear
Bill 'N' Dan's Draft Dodgin' Rag
If I Weren't a Rich Man
Stand By Your Klan
Can't Love Helpin' that Man of Mine
Tsounds of Tsongas
Favored Right Wing
Hello Mullah, Hello Fattah
Tax our Children Well
Rulers of Morality
Yokohama
Rubber Checky
Cuba-Havana
God Bless my Chevrolet
Mario
Shamlet
Mike Milken
Lirty Dies: Skex Sandals |
Four More Years in the Bush Leagues
Embraceable Jew
Wouldn't It Be Hillary?
The Sunni Side of Tikrit
Someone Dumber Might
I Like Big Cuts and I Cannot Lie
There Is Nothing Like Ukraine
Fakey Purple Hearts
I've Taken Stands on Both Sides Now
The Candidates' Debate
Der Nadermouth
It Don't Mean a Thing If Your State's Not a Swing
Electile Dysfunction
He Works Hard for the Country
If I Only Had a Plan
The Impossible Dean
Sunni & Cher
This Land's Not Your Land
Detective Story
The Supremes
Lirty Dies: Yubble-Doo, Bot Nush, Startha Moowurt, and Rill O'Beilly |
Georgie on My Mind
Drugs "Czar" Us
Under the Goalpost
SuperFranticUnproductiveNothingLegislation
Braneater (Haulin' Oats)
Night-Mayor on M Street
We Need a Little Isthmus
Yes, We Have No-Riega
Talk Like a Dan
The House that HUD Built
Cab Away
What's the Matter with Reds Today?
Snack Tonight
Federal Excess
The Case of the Frozen Son
Don't Think Twice, Speaker Wright
The Vatican Flag
Sequels
Prison Buddies
Oily in the Morning
Get Out, We're Dockin' the Boat
Summit Time
Your Statue Needs a Tu-Tu
On the Sony Side of the Street
Maxwell's Silver Stammer
Chewing the Fat
You Light Up My Flag
I'm So Indicted! |
I Want It Dad's Way
I Want it Dad's Way
It's the G.O.P.
I Believe I Can Lie
It Wasn't Bill
My Pants Go Down
Oops, I Sold Out Again
Mooooooooo
School Life Rhapsody |
It's Not Over 'til the First Lady Sings
Livin' Libido Loco
Son of a Bush
Al and Bill Order a Little Chinese
Put Ten Grand in the Hand
Won't You Go Home, Bill Bradley?
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Candidate?
You're so Vague
Bob Dole's Millennial Moment
I Can't Say Yo
Dung at Art
Blame It on the Boss at NASA
Yappety Yap
Right Wing Striking Again / Stand by Your Klan
NATO
Kosovo
Gourmet Scottish Cooking
Evolution
We Lost Your Heart
Smokemon
O Danny Boy
Class of 2000
Sheik to Sheik
Y2K
Lirty Dies for a Mew Nelliennium |
Lord of the Fries
Euro Pest
Loonies of the Right
You Can Suture Yourself at Home
Sounds of Suckin'
Ol' Whitewater
Sneakin' Flowers Through the Wall
'atsa Lawyer
You Must Have Been a Biotech Baby
Quackety-Quack, Take Prozac
Time for Killin' Barney
Middle-Aged Lady Named Janet Reno
Snippity Bobbitt
Serb War
It Don't Mean a Thing if We Trade With Beijing
Everyone Glows
U.S. Pistol Service
Son-O-Gram
There is Nothin' Like the Ames
Breakin' Knees is Hard to Do
You'll Never Get a Loan
You Don't Bring Me Floriculturally Diverse Polyfragrant Soilisti
You Can Hide those Giant Thighs
Lirty Dies: Copular Pulture |
One Bush, Two Bush, Old Bush, New Bush
Bill's Way
Jesse Jackson's Spiritual Advisor
Pardon Me, Bill
Hill'rita
The Singing Chads
Punch Three Times
Hole in the Center of the Ballot
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Scalia?
My Staff Belongs to Daddy
George Blank Bush
Mine Every Mountain
Loonies of the Right
Keep Strom Alive
That's My Ghetto
We All Use Word
Al is Alive
One Goy
Candidate Rhapsody
Brand New Pair of Candidates
Putin on a Blitz
Fire-stoned
You Filll Out Your Census
Throwing Stones
Meow-mories
What Kind of Fuel Am I?
The Impossible Scheme
Lirty Dies: Gush and Bore, Jeverend Rackson |
Papa's Got a Brand New Baghdad
Green Green Grass at Home
Help Rwanda
Ain't No Surplus, Now It's Gone
Democratic Hit Parade (The Lieberman, I'm So Pretty, So Electable, Modern Nato General, Gay Dean Believer, Shout)
I Wish I Was on Oxycontin
Hillary's Way
Cameroon
Papa's Got a Brand New Baghdad
Spider Hole
I Want a Guy Just Like the Guy Who Married Dear Old Dad
Kobe Bryant Jewelers
Frogs at War
Goodbye, Uday, Qusay
Cows Gone Mad
SuperCaliforniaRecallFreakShowWasAtrocious
The Fondler
Lirty Dies |
Return to Center
Newt, Newt, Newt, Goin' out My Back Door
Can You Feel the Rub Tonight?
The Personal Diaries of Al Gore
Take Hillary... Please!
Return to Center
Glory, Glory Paranoia
Where's Waldholtz?
Yackety Yack, Jacques Chirac
Waiting for Perot
I'm in the Mood for Bugs
Angry Feminist Nursery Rhymes
Alle Quebecois
Semi-Colin
Your Son'll Come out Tomorrow
New York City Department of Courteousness
Good Morning, Starbucks
I Am Shannon, Hear Me Roar
Johnnie Chchran's Fairy Tales
The Merchant of Venice Beach
More Johnnie Cochran's Fairy Tales
Papal Doll
Nerd Perfect Blues
Lirty Dies: Girl Phamm & Dob Bole; J.O.; Grew Hant |
Shamlet - A Political Comedy of Errors
Just Like Ron
On the Air
Heavy Traffic
Panamaniac
The Woes
Designer Candidate
Ollie Would
Hartbreak Hotel
Flight Fright
George's Revenge
Lirty Dies
Little Doc Koop
The Magic Reagan
Put Up Your Duke
Holy Rollercoaster
Meese's Pieces
Downside Story
Mario
Shamlet
Ducoccus |
Sheik, Rattle & Roll
Leader of the PAC
Iraq is Robbin'
Like a Suburban Drone
Proud Barry
Read My Flips
Day Care
If You Knew Souter Like I Knew Souter
Dumbstruck
No-Trump Bid
K-K-Kuwaitis
We Arm the World
Ya Got Hubble!
Camel Lot
Drexel Burn 'Em
The Green, Green Grass of Nome
The Fools on the Hill
Get Preppy!
You Fill Out my Census
The Hardest Rhyme
Who'll Put a Bomb on Saddam Saddam Saddam?
Lirty Dies: Stifelyles of the Fich and Ramous |
Sixteen Scandals
Secret Asian Man
White House Hotel
Don't Cry for Me
Sheik to Sheik
Right Wing Striking Again
Send in the Clones
Loonies of the Right
Who's on First
I Want a Man With a Slow Pulse
Hill-liar-y
The Gandhi Man
My Fungus Valentine
Boris Alive
The Hallelujah, It's Over, Chorus
We Like That Old Timer Robert Dole
Master Debaters
It's Not Easy Bein' Mean
Bomb Iraq
Hooked on Ebonics
Always a Women's Room Line
In Drag Net
Europest
Lirty Dies: Mick Dorris, Graberdeen, Lathy Kee |
Sixteen Scandals: Twenty Years of Sex, Lies and Other Habits of Our Great Leaders
Introduction ("Twenty Years and Sixteen Scandals Ago")
Superfranticunproductivenothinglegislation
Hark When Gerald Ford Was King / Ronald R Superstar
Mutual Annihilation Society
Immense Expense Is Mainly in Defense
Get Me to the Dirge on Time
Workin' 9 to 10
Don't Know Much About Who Fought Who
The Wreck Ofthe Walter Fritz Mondale / 'Crats
While Reagan Sleeps Tonight / Thank God I'm a Contra Boy
Who Put the Bomb in Tehran Tehran Tehran?
We'll Do What Ollie Would
I'm Not Exciting
Fifty Ways to Hide New Taxes
We Need a Little Isthmus
Stand by Your Dan
I Want a Man With a Slow Mind
Keep Him Alive
Iraq Is Robbin'
Bomb Bomb Iraq
Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'round My Oldsmobile
Like a Suburban Drone
You Don't Bring Me Floriculturally Diverse Polyfragrant Soilistically Challenged Multipetaled Victims of Pesticidal Food Chain Chauvinism
Boys Just Wanna Have Fun
The Joy of Sax
Ol' Whitewater Keeps on Rollin'
The Fondler
Return to Center
Fun Fun Fun 'til Teddy Puts His T-Shirt Away
Can You Feel the Rub Tonight?
Snipped Like a Bobbit in Two
If You Knew Souter Like I Know Souter
Atsa Lawyer
Johnnie Cochran's Fairy Tales
What a Lie-Lie-Lie
The Loonies of the Right
The Right Wing's Striking Again
We Like That Old Timer Robert Dole
Viagra
Unzippin' My Doodah
Livin' Libido Loco
Wick Slillie ("Lirty Dies" Backwards Talk)
Unzip Unzip, Ah!
My Pants Go Down
Put Ten Grand in the Hand
Son of a Bush
I Want a Brand New Pair of Candidates
There's a Hole in the Center of the Ballot / Singing Chads
Don't Go Faking You're Smart
Obama Sin Laden ("Lirty Dies" Backwards Talk)
Enron-Ron-Ron
Conclusion ("Superfranticunproductivenothinglegislation" - reprise) |
Sixteen Scandels
Secret Asian Man
White House Hotel
Don't Cry for Me
Sheik to Sheik
Right Wing Striking Again
Send in the Clones
Loonies of the Right
Who's on First
I Want a Man with aA Slow Pulse
Hill-Liar-Y
The Gandhi Man
My Fungus Valentine
Boris Alive
The Hallelujah, It's Over, Chorus
We Like that Old Time Robert Dole
Master Debaters
It's Not Easy Bein' Mean
Bomb Iraq
Hooked on Ebonics
Always a Women's Room Line
In Drag Net
Europest
Lirty Dies |
Stand By Your Dan
A Pint of Bush Light
Stand By Your Dan
I've Grown Accustomed to this Base
Mergermania
Danny Doll
Fifty Ways to Hide New Taxes
Make My Pay
Whale Barrow
September Seventh
The Big Gamble
Inn Trouble
Slipped Disco
Great Big Drag
Reagan Democrats
Life's a Beach
Wonder Where
Jeep Thrills
Jersey
Austin-Boston Rag
Sorry, Wrong Number
Gorby Gorbachev
Tanks for the Memories
Arreste Nudilis |
Thank God I'm a Contra Boy
Boys Just Wanna Have Guns
A Suburban Drone
The Meesekateers
A Yale Degree
George Bush Now
Mr. Rehnquist's Neighborhood
Burger to Go
We Circled France All Night
While Reagan Sleeps Tonight / Thank God I'm a Contra Boy
Constructive Engagement Rings
Libya, Oh Libya
The Frill is Gone
Reaganpackwoodrostenkowskytaxsimplification |
The Capitol Steps Live
Hark When Gerald Ford Was King / Chad War
Rancho del Cielo / California
Tip O
To Borrow
E-R-E-R-A
My Department Dreary
Twelve Days of Business
A Loan Again
Spelling Relief
Immense Expense
My Wonderful Hammer
Grenada
Don't Build The Bomb / Mutual Annihilation Society / The Great Defender
Tax Debate / There You Go Again
The Wreck of the Walter Fritz Mondale
Can I Run Again
Mario
Arreste Nudilis |
The Joy Of Sax
The Joy Of Sax
I've Taken Stands On Both Sides Now
Day Care
Al In The Family
Cal Gals
Secret Ozone Man
Wouldn't It Be Hillary
Boys Just Wanna Have Guns
Cabinet Fever
H-H-H-Haiti
Somali Wali Doodle
I Want A Man With A Slow Mind
Deep Doo Doo
Why's Madonna Kissing Santa Claus
Nerd Perfect Blues
Raiders Of The Lost Arkansas
Like A Suburban Drone
Sound Off
Shamlet: Hillary, Queen Of Socks
Perotfessional
Plain White Rappers
Deficit Discounters
Alle Et Ouilli
Lirty Dies: Mad Borals |
Unzippin' My Doo-Dah
Unzippin' My Doo-Dah
My Pants Go Down
The Bimbo Collection
You Better Sleep Around
Happy Monica
The Linda Is a Tripp
Castro Convertible
Hello Dalai
To Steer on Mir
Hava No-Deala
When IRS Guys Are Smilin'
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Korea?
It's Just the Way You Look Too Tight
Hold the Phones
A Tisket, a Casket
God Bless the U.F.O.
101 Damnations
Pardon Me Miss, Is This the Chap Who Tried to Chew You?
The Unabomber Song
I Enjoy Being Al Gore
How the Gates Stole Christmas
Golden State Chokers
Texas Steak-Out
My Swell E-Coli Baby
Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up Like the Cowboys
Ol' Man Zipper
Lirty Dies: Imbos in the Boffice, Trinda Lipp, and Marmy Smarv |
Washington is a Tripp
Get This Party Ready
It Wasn't Bill
I Want It Dad's Way
Al Gore
The N.Y.L.C.
The Close-Up Bus
Presidential Classroom |
We Arm The World
Getting to the Dirge
Gorby Gorbachev
You Write Up My Wife
Home, Sweet Home / Hello, Vitaly
When I'm 62 / Keep a COLA
Deficit Discounters
Dutch the Magic Reagan
Perfect Present Residents / Ronald "R" Superstar
Meet the Press
Tax Lite
Stock Man
Nice Work
Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Yuppies
Saab Story
'Crats
We Arm the World (Live Grenade) |
When Bush Comes to Shove
Shoe Bomb
Don't Go Faking You're Smart
Enron-ron-ron
Tom Ridge Bedtime Story #1
Taliban
Pack the Knife
Mr. Greenspan
Dr. Tommy Tuck
Everybody Must Get Cloned
Tony With the Light Brown Hair
Who'll Drop a Bomb During Ram-a-dan-a-dan
Jaques Chirac
Osama Come Out Tomorrow
Old Man Wizard
Con-did-it
Tom Ridge Bedtime Story #2
You Don't Mess Around With Jim
Cher the Power
India Oh India
Argentina
Mooooooo
Tom Ridge Bedtime Story #3
Glory, Paranoia
Lirty Dies; Schmenron and Osama Sin Laden |
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